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(v) to pudsch - word subsitute used for anything overly vulgar, inappropriate, or just plain dumb that absolutely must be proclaimed in the presence of children, family, bible-beaters, and/or significant others that simply would not understand.
"Pudsch! Bitch! Pudsch!"
"I was Pudsching this bitch when my mayonaise came flying as I choicefully neglected to pull out."
"Oops! I pudsched that bitch up!"
"Hey Tom, that Arab smells like they pudsched their pants or rolled in pudsch or something!"
Let's go pudsch something awesome like...
a) throw cats off an overpass into oncoming traffic
b) throw used condoms on the most walked trail in town
c) sit around playing video games, smoking pot or talking about smoking pot without pot.
d) put on a pair of depends, shit yourself, then light it on fire and place it carefully on your parents doorstep.

P.S. Always wash your hands after Pudsching anything.
pudsch by Tom and Sean February 21, 2008
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A sudden overthrow of government done by a smaller supposedly weaker body using illegal means.
Adolf Hitler's Beer Hall putsch, and George Bush's Florida putsch.
putsch by jesster79 February 2, 2006

George Putsch 

A term that has the first name of the current occupant of the White House, along with the method he used to seize power. An accurante description of George Bush.
George Putsch stole the election, and thus is an illegitimate President.
George Putsch by jesster79 February 9, 2006

Anus Putsch 

the invasion of an anus by armed facists with the intent of over throwing the democratically elected anal governing council
Assdoph Shitler was sentanced to several years in prision after his failed 1931 Anus Putsch.
Anus Putsch by Nick March 27, 2004

Puducherry Ko Vanakkam 

An evasive response to a very important question.
Candidate: Do vote for our party in this election.

Citizen: Look at your previous manifesto and tell me what you've accomplished so far.

Candidate: Chaliye, Puducherry Ko Vanakkam (alright, Ima get my a** outta here).

Kurt Puschmann 

Prominent extraterrestrial species found in the north-eastern part of Australia.
Has been known to make strange sounds after a sentance.
Hey guys, hows things? *sound like that of a tv channel being changed*

I have an antenna!
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