psychosaurus

A new large genetically engineered dinosaur with giant claws made by scientists at Jurassic Park (from SNL Season 43 Episode 21)

Witness testifying in a wrongful death lawsuit against Jurassic Park (Mikey Day, SNL): "After that a flying dinosaur with a long nose landed on my brother, and he ate my brother's face, and then one of those big new genetically engineered ones that you guys made with like the giant claws..."
Jurassic Park Defense Counsel (Donald Glover): "Yah, the psychosaurus. Yes!"
Witness: "Yah, uh, that guy came in and he ate the dinosaur that ate my brother"

psychosaurus by sky_stones November 7, 2020

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psychosaur. by psychosaur. September 7, 2021

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psychosaurus • psychosaurous bitch • psychosaur.

psychosaurous bitch

1. Common Learnings Arouse Inteligence Regarding Emotional (Truely Rude) Individuals Permenetly Limiting Elective Time Take-up.
2. a girl that basically is more bitchy than most teenage girls and also just simply bugs teh crap out of males, oh and i almost forgot... who is also MUCH more mature.
AKA psycho bitch

>A. what was that noise!?!
>Z. *gasp* it sounded like the dreaded PSYCHOSAUROUS BITCH!
>P.B. u guys r immature, meh meh meh!
>A. your right, i thought they were extinct...
>Z. oh how wrong, how horribly wrong you are my friend

psychosaurous bitch by the excavator November 1, 2005

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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