pseudotaku

An individual (usually a female) who claims to be into anime and manga, but has really only seen crappy Cartoon Network dubs.

They're also know for yelling random japanese words like, "kawaii" and "baka."

This is usually the only Japanese they "understand."

"Did you see that idiot over there yelling, 'KAWAII,' and wearing an Inuyasha shirt?"

"Yea, what a pseudotaku."

pseudotaku by Chaotic Bear April 22, 2010

pseudokudos

An insincere congratulations offered out of social obligation to someone who has made a terribly unwise, life-altering decision. Pseudokudos usually implies keeping judgement to oneself while feigning sincerity and pretending that a wonderful thing has occurred.

A combination of 'pseudo' and 'kudos.'

"He knocked up the girl he was about to break up with. Rather than telling him what an idiot he was, I kept my opinion to myself and gave him pseudokudos on the new baby."

pseudokudos by freston November 3, 2012

Pseudothug 

A false thug.

Someone who acts hard but is really just a punk ass bitch.

Not a true thug

Yeah, Robby thinks he's fucking street but he's just a pseudothug.

Pseudothug by tx2vt June 16, 2009

pseudotarian 

A person who intends on adopting a vegetarian diet, but may slip up or give in periodically

A person whose diet consists of a significantly lower amount of meat than an average person, but is not necessarily a strict vegetarian diet

A person who may follow a vegetarian diet for a short amount of time for person gain, such as to impress someone or to reinforce an elaborate ruse

Even Kathleen, a vegetarian of 5 years eats turkey on Thanksgiving. She's really more of a pseudotarian.

John tries to refrain from eating meat whenever he can, but avoiding all meat products at all costs is a lot of work. Sometimes he'll just eat meat, he's more like a pseudotarian.

Ken went pseudotarian for a full 3 months because of Jessica. Now that they're broken up, he doesn't anything *but* meat.

pseudotarian by coldsushi October 24, 2011

pseudoautocoprism 

believing that you are the shit, when in fact you are not.

"I think Johnny suffers from pseudoautocoprism, he's so cocky."
"Yeah I hate that douchebag."

pseudoautocoprism by tehfishbyx February 18, 2010

pseudotough dickwad 

A poser idiot who attacks people on social media, inflating statements/reactions in an attempt to further incite a social media showdown.

A pseudotough dickwad attacks others for their personal beliefs, opinions, race, place of origin, sexual orientation, sexual preference, etc.

He’s tough behind a keyboard but truly is a pussy in real life.

Or any tattooed, generic, idiot with names like Justin/Taylor Who so obviously have a scorching case of little penis syndrome.

Mentally and emotionally stable person: “Don’t be bitter, it is unhealthy for you.”

pseudotough dickwad response: “God for bid you share your bitterness and hatred of the world blah blah blah, look at this bitch blah blah blah, toughen up buttercup, life is hard blah blah blah.” ****Has no real life experiences.

little Penis syndrome, dickwad, asshat, assclown, dumbass, pseudotough dickwad

pseudotough dickwad by FeatherD November 22, 2017

Pseudoauthenticity

When someone follows the "fad" of being authentic and loves to throw around the word, without TRULY being authentic in who they are, in their beliefs or in their projected image of oneself.

"I am so tired of the pseudoauthenticity of all these Instagram influencers."

Pseudoauthenticity by Moon Sister June 28, 2019