Procrastobastard Share definition Flag Someone who purposely puts something off until the last moment just to irritate you. You were supposed to make me cookies last week and you haven't even started! You procrastobastard! Procrastobastard by Kairo91 February 9, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Procrastobastard mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch