procquire 

-To get something.

-It is a combonation of the words "Procure" and "Acquire". It was created on accident; when a person got his words mixed up, and continued to say the new, combined word word.

-Past Tense: Procquired

-On Tuesday I Proquired a copy of "The Life Aquatic" from Best Buy.

-I need to proquire some new shoes

procquire by Jonathan L. Waldman May 15, 2005

Procurer 

A nice way of saying pimp ; a person who obtains people to act as prostitutes

"Did your...procurer...hit you?"
"My what?"
"Your...pimp?"

Procurer by Junet February 20, 2009

Proquire 

A combination of the words "acquire" and "procure". A synonym for stealing.

P1: Oh, crap! I'm out of bobby pins. Oh well, I'll just proquire some from my sister.

Proquire by AdventureAwaits December 27, 2010

procure 

Obtain something especially with care or effort.

Food procured for the rebels

procure by Lovelykaran November 23, 2015

Procure 

The only universal verb found in the standard English dictionary. It can literally be used in the place of any verb.

"After the daily procurement, let's procure the procured."

Procure by dickey6969 November 6, 2018

Procurement 

A professional method to curing people.

I had a really bad flu. I called a procurement specialist. She cured my flu in a professional manner.

Procurement by silentthread November 19, 2010

Procurement dickhead

A person working in a procurement role with minimal relevant skills and qualifications, who add bureaucracy and pointless work to give the impression that their work adds value, and make life miserable and frustrating everyone in the organisation who needs to buy anything and any unlucky professional advisors who need to deal with them.

Gee, Michelle and Duane keep stuffing this up, they are such procurement dickheads.

Procurement dickhead by BigPastaBoiz November 23, 2024