procass

noun.
1. a person who procastinates to a great extent yet still manages to do better on their problem sets and exams than anyone else in the class.

2. someone who procastinates and is an ass about it.

guy 1: i got a 95% on that exam and i only studied for five minutes before the test!
guy 2: fuck you man, i spent all week preparing for that test.
guy 1: maybe you should try being smarter, or at least less dumb.
guy 2: god you're such a procass.

procass by truffer hoffer December 28, 2005

super quantum unit intel processor 

A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor, or, SQUIP, is from Japan. It’s a grey oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It’s preprogrammed, it’s amazing, speaks to you directly. You behave as it’s appraising, helps you act correctly. It helps you to be cool. It helps you rule...

“Hey, Jeremy, you need a Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor.”
“So...drugs?”
“It’s better than drugs. IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN!”

super quantum unit intel processor by Richard Goranski September 16, 2020

Trust The Process 

Basically carrying out a long term task or goal to end with a nice outcome, even if there are hiccups or mistakes made before that good outcome.

P1: I’m in the process of making and art piece, but right now it looks like shit

P2: Just Trust The Process. It’ll turn out better later.

Trust The Process by picckledissection November 28, 2019

procatstinate

When you waste the whole day on youtube watching cat videos while you should be studying instead.

Instead of doing their homework, most children procatstinate instead.

procatstinate by squirreldogIV October 19, 2013

procasturbation 

Masturbating as a means of procrastinating

"Procasturbation cost me an A in the class"

"I'm procasturbating this paper."

procasturbation by guavanator!!! March 29, 2009

processees 

A way to say the plural form of processes that some dooooosh made up.

Those are a lot of processees just to do one thing.

processees by teeter1122 November 9, 2013

sham process 

Any process that is in actually a non-process, something that is in fact such specifically in order to prevent the truth from coming out.

The confirmation hearing for Brett Kavanaugh was a sham process since there is wide consensus that damaging and provable evidence was actively suppressed.

sham process by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019