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Prescott Valley

A qauint little town about 8 miles from Prescott,AZ. There isn't much to do here for teenagers except get high and do other nefarious things like claim "gangs" and fight. Riddled with a rather heartbreaking epidemic, alot of the teens in the area have experienced losing a friend or seeing people hospitalized.
The hoes are plentiful and passed around rapidly. Relationships do not last and those that do are scrutinized by dawgs and hoes. The parties get busted cause they're held in Copper, Dewey and or Chino valley.
The police are corrupt and the town knows it well, it compels youngins to do bad things they know they can get away with cause nothing will happen. You could ask anyone about a police story it would be about being body slammed for no reason, tazed or unlawfully detained.
There is an abundance of nicknames for the "lovely" little town such as "Thottown", "Probation Valley" ,"white trash" and the favorite of all "New California". The reasonings for these names are all very clear once you witness the town in action, "New California" is probably the most accurate name out of them all as older people from California continue to move here and become white trash but also continue to bitch about how Prescott Valley is compared to California.
On the otherside of things the thots who don't have an STD or STI that live here try to brighten things up by always posting basic white bitch things like "omg Pv skies are so pretty 😍😍"
Man there's a bad bitch from Prescott valley.

Don't touch that shit she a hoe and probably got a STD
Prescott Valley by Elijah_noname November 29, 2018

prescott valley

A boring little town about 8 miles away from Prescott, AZ. People don't do much in PV. Mostly just lay around and work. The vast and open fields are not much to lok at. The parties are plentiful and the beer flows rapidly. There are a couple neighboring cities that are just as small- Dewey, Humboldt, Mayer. It's not FUN to live there, but it's a place the 35,000 people have to cal home- willingly or not. Teenagers get bored very fast. School is no different. Bradshaw Mountain High School is shitty. People don't learn much, just enough to get by and get the superintendents their money. Its always fun going to school and being bored all day long.
Drive up from PHX about an hour and you can see Prescott Valley for yourself.
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