premuff 

When a couple has been dating a while, some tend to get, uh, comfortable. Really comfortable, as in, the girl starts growing out the carpet downstairs (along with putting on ten pounds and a pair of sweat pants).

So, a guy tends to meet a girl, and she's all stoked on bikini waxes and the like, so naturally he thinks he's found himself a winner, so they date a while. But low and behold, after after a few months, Chubakah takes over.

A premuff is a contract (like the prenup) that binds the girl, at signing, to a minimum level of hygiene.

Example 1

Girl: You know Tom, its been a while now and, since we're exclusive and all, I don't see why we can't call each other girlfriend and boyfriend

Guy: That sounds great, but before we do that, I want us to go over this contract together - its not that I don't trust you, honey I know you'll keep shaving, but its just that I've heard horror stories, will you sign it just for my own reassurance?

Example 2

Guy just ties the knot = Relationship: Dude, Sarah and I are official, finally! Man, I'm stoked bro, we're gonna do everything together, and we're even talking about moving in!

Friend of guy: That's awesome! You guys really seem happy together. But dude, you signed a premuff right?

Guy that just tied the knot: Nah man, I trust her, she ain't gonna go all Chubakah on me.

Friend of guy: Duuuuuude, you fucked up man, watch, six months in she's gonna grow it out and wondering why you don't love her no more. Damn dude, always have em sign the premuff.

premuff by TDHG January 1, 2012

prebuffer

An entry level position in the gay porn industry. The main job responsibilities are insuring the porn stars have fresh water, food and other treats while not on the set. Also,they warm up the male porn stars genitals prior to sending them onto the fluffer for final arousal.

(friend 1)"Hey, I havent seen Patrick in a while, What is he up to lately?"

(friend 2)"Patrick has been busy working at his new job in the porn industry, He's a prebuffer. Isn't that great!"

(Friend 1)"Wow!! at least he's getting paid now"

prebuffer by Team Beaver January 4, 2008

precuffed 

the stage before being cuffed; when things are a little more than casual but a little less than fully cuffed

"Grace and Joe have been hanging out for a while. She's so precuffed."

precuffed by boogie_nightz January 20, 2018