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cat prank 

Something mischievous done by a cat.

An unpleasant oily or volatile biochemical substance produced or believed to be produced by tomcats – probably from a misreading of Christopher Smart’s ‘My Cat Jeoffry’ (‘Jubilate Agno’ 1759-63), line 6: “For he rolls upon prank to work it in.”
“I don’t like this new After-Shave Balsam. It smells like cat prank.”
cat prank by Khuy-n-inpw June 29, 2009

cattle prong 

pinching someone HARD on the inside of the arm with you're index finger and thumb.
"Zack left a HUGE bruise when he cattle pronged my arm!"
cattle prong by ~JV November 27, 2009

Catalonian Tractor Prank 

Upon encountering a sleeping, or passed out individual you transport them to a field preferably covered in manure. Using a thick rope to tie their testicles to a tractor, you slowly drag them through the shit by their balls
Lafamuda Hearson: HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE you stink and your balls are bleeding worse than a gang raped two year old

K-Dawg: I hear you friend, these guys pulled the old Catalonian Tractor Prank on me, now I literally Cum blood

cattle prong 

a long wood stick with two sharp prongs on the end was used in the Silent Warrior siries.
"hey, lets stab Sick Tobes w/ the cattle prong!"
cattle prong by the director March 20, 2004