"Ever since meeting Caroline, I think
Tom has come down with a bout of up-syndrome."
"...It really sucks having your upsyndrome flair up at a gay bar..."
We always thought Susie was weird, then the
truth reared its ugly little head -- out of her pants when she was diagnosed with up-syndrome!"
5:00 News Headline:
"Rare condition found in
man with up-syndrome -- are two penises better than one?"