Potatopants

When one of heavy weight wears tight pants to the extent where it's so wrinkled that it looks like a potato.
*At Wal-Mart

Me: Well shit, there's potatopants everywhere.
by Reeceisgay January 29, 2014
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Potatop

N.
The shiny version of any potato product such as French fries, mashed potatoes, potato soop, etc. Very rare, has a distinct shininess to it. This comes from an abundance of the rare potato isotope potato 69(called potatop in pop culture)
Person 1:
This is crazy! I went to Mcdonalds yesterday for a so mashed potatoes, but I got mashed potatopes!!!
Person 2:
No way! They are so rare! Trade you a shiny Charizard?
by ZooptheHairyPig January 06, 2014
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Potatop

When you are too poor to get a laptop and beg your parents to get one but they don't know that the hell a GPU is and the get "the best laptop for you".
Ed: Hey wanna play Fortnite?
Andrew: Sorry but my Potatop can't do it.
by dingledongledoo420 September 15, 2020
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