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Potato Brothel 

A versatile spuddish whore house.
Drop you trousers Sir William, I cannot wait till breakfast
Potato Brothel by Tom Bowtell March 21, 2003

brown potato

A potato that has been carefully curated inside one's anus.
"Sheila invited me over to her place last night. I know she's into pegging so I let her find my brown potato."

Red or Brown Potato

Red: if you like red potatoes you’re a beast. Very outgoing and love being around others. Also very vibrant

Brown: if you like brown potatoes you are original and don’t depend on anyone else for anything. Independent while also quite boring
Why tf would you wanna be a brown potato, that means you’re boring. I would much rather be an interesting red potato. Red or Brown Potato?

Potatoboy 

When there is a fat dumb ass who don't know shit you got a potatoboy.
Me: Yo Potatoboy.
Potatoboy: Yeah
Me: Shut the fuck up you dumb shit.
Potatoboy: *tells stupid joke**
Me: Fucking Potatoboy
Potatoboy by P0tatob0y November 11, 2018

potatocromo 

It’s is an addiction to potatoes often happens when spoken about potatoes to much
I have potatocromo or do you know what potatocromo is?
potatocromo by Potato and ponies November 30, 2021

Potatobot 

One who repeats that which has been professed by another as one's own original thought while also having the facial shape and/or features of an Idaho potato. Usually female, but can be male as well. Typically found trolling in the comment sections of news websites and social media pages.
Not only is she clueless, she is a potatobot.
Potatobot by jimorhank November 27, 2017