posyden

1: A white kid who tries to rap on songfight.org and brags about pleasing girls

2: The No-life Creator of posyden.com

3: Scumbag

Common misspelling: Posieden

Ex. 1)

Person 1: "Hey man, what cologne do you wear, I swear you smell like Posyden"

Person 2: "I haven't showered in a week.."

by 1400_ft_green_tape July 30, 2008

posiden's kiss

When you take a number 2 on the toilet and the water splashes back.

I had a posiden's kiss this morning.

by The Great White Tuna October 1, 2015

posiden's kiss

(Noun) When the gravitational force of falling feces into a toilet causes a splash that touches the butthole of the person defecating. This is often super uncomfortable for the victim, although it has not yet been linked with any cases of PTSD. Simple precautions to avoid this displeasure include placing a couple preliminary pieces of toilet paper into the bowl prior to egestion.

On while on the toilet, John felt posiden's kiss and vomitted ever so slightly in his mouth.

by Jcrapper62 July 20, 2017

Posiden powder

The secret ingredient in crabby paddies. Is also another word for cocaine.

Yo i just got some posiden powder for super cheap!

by Alpacasarecute December 4, 2018

Posiden Powder

Cocaine

Y'all... I just got some posiden powder

by Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy March 3, 2019

Posiden

That crazy water king guy from ancient greece. Enjoys killing your ships and shit.

That crazy bastard Posiden crushed that ship so hard it blew up.

by Yummy Yogurt January 11, 2012

Pesyden

A scary Swedish man who will kill your mom if you ask nicely

A: I'm thinking of asking Pesyden to kill my mother
A's dad: Do it.

by Effre King June 26, 2019