posyden

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1: A white kid who tries to rap on songfight.org and brags about pleasing girls

2: The No-life Creator of posyden.com

3: Scumbag

Common misspelling: Posieden

Ex. 1)

Person 1: "Hey man, what cologne do you wear, I swear you smell like Posyden"

Person 2: "I haven't showered in a week.."

posyden by 1400_ft_green_tape July 30, 2008

Words you can keep

posiden's kiss

When you take a number 2 on the toilet and the water splashes back.

I had a posiden's kiss this morning.

posiden's kiss by The Great White Tuna October 1, 2015

Related Words

posyden • Posiden powder • posiden's kiss • Pesyden • polydendrahedron • Posiden • Posidence • posiden's lick • Posident • Posiden’s plunge

posiden's kiss

(Noun) When the gravitational force of falling feces into a toilet causes a splash that touches the butthole of the person defecating. This is often super uncomfortable for the victim, although it has not yet been linked with any cases of PTSD. Simple precautions to avoid this displeasure include placing a couple preliminary pieces of toilet paper into the bowl prior to egestion.

On while on the toilet, John felt posiden's kiss and vomitted ever so slightly in his mouth.

posiden's kiss by Jcrapper62 July 20, 2017

Posiden powder

The secret ingredient in crabby paddies. Is also another word for cocaine.

Yo i just got some posiden powder for super cheap!

Posiden powder by Alpacasarecute December 4, 2018

Posiden Powder

Cocaine

Y'all... I just got some posiden powder

Posiden Powder by Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy March 3, 2019

Posiden

That crazy water king guy from ancient greece. Enjoys killing your ships and shit.

That crazy bastard Posiden crushed that ship so hard it blew up.

Posiden by Yummy Yogurt January 11, 2012

Pesyden

A scary Swedish man who will kill your mom if you ask nicely

A: I'm thinking of asking Pesyden to kill my mother
A's dad: Do it.

Pesyden by Effre King June 26, 2019

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026