The holy anthem we all know but are afraid to admit because it shows that we watch porn. Legend says that if you play it near your stepsister, she'll start thirsting for your juice. The results are even better if she's in a laundry room.
You: *phone plays the Pornhub Community Intro*
Your stepsister: Hey stepbro, I'm stuck in the washing machine. Can you help me?
You: Sure! *brings her a "package"*
Your stepsister: Hey stepbro, I'm stuck in the washing machine. Can you help me?
You: Sure! *brings her a "package"*
by fatcowhoe October 24, 2020