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A (Poor) porkspin imitation Where A naked bald guy squatting while his cock bounces. Some People say its meatbounce v2. its hard to close so watch out.! while Bon Jovi's Bounce Plays in the background
What The Fuck is This Porkbounce Shit Porkspin Was Way Better Owait
porkbounce by porkbounce January 18, 2021
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ponybounce 

poh-nee-bouns

1 - (Interjection) used as an exclamation of joy, celebration at one's own good fortune

2 - (verb) (of any equine animal) to bounce merrily on a trampoline to the intense delight of all concerned

1 - 'Ponybounce! I won a tenner wheyyy'

2 - 'I thought it would be cruel to make a horse go on a trampoline, but clearly they love to ponybounce- we should put a pig on a swing'

pornounce 

a scale which measures how porntacular something is.
i.e. how good the porn is
man1: how was the super edition of ZOO mag?
man2: super crap. only got a 2 on my pornounce.
man1: thanks for the heads up man.
pornounce by Mnc & Lr September 11, 2007
A racial slur for Koreans.
Check out that porkboner slurping his porkbone soup.
Porkboner by thrashzone January 29, 2010

pornouncer

a scale which measures how porn-ey a certain object is.
Man1 : So how was the super edition of FHM, dude?
Man2 : Uhh, let me go get the pornouncer. *gets pornouncer*
dude... it only got a 2 =/
pornouncer by Mnc & Lr September 10, 2007

Pornounce 

(verb) def. – to vilently and somewhat sexually randomly pounce on an unsuspecting homie
Elijah pornounced on Connie after Keaneau and CJ had her distracted.
Pornounce by lilgrizzey January 12, 2009

pornounce 

A term representing an announcement in or dealing with pornography.
At the Adult entertainment Expo, I had pornounced the release of a new movie. 2 girls, 1 midget.
pornounce by Syphonedwolf117 November 6, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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