A long lasting and highly audible defecation induced by excess ingestion of vegetable and fruit matter, particularly the fiber content.

Example: I ate a whole bag of frozen blueberries, and ended up taking a mean porcelain growler that left me raw and shaking in the bathroom.
I ate too many blueberries, and had to take such a mean porcelain growler that my coworkers heard it in the communal kitchen.
by Asher327 January 7, 2015
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