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A fecal yet hygienic act that involves one turning away from the shower head and pooping towards the drain while taking a shower, typically in a squatting fashion. It is the most economically efficient way to bathe and poop.
Me: What is taking Caleb so long in the bathroom?
Dave: I dunno, I think he's taking a poop bath.
Poop Bath by Buck Nvsty April 28, 2015

Bath then poop

When some stupid motherfucker takes a shower and then immediately shits afterward, stinking up the rest of their day and everyone who comes into contact with them.
Person 1: "Did you smell that guy today? I think he soiled himself!"
Person 2: "That's my roommate. I think he pulled a bath then poop."
Bath then poop by Something ahhhhh December 20, 2008

take a bath and poop 

an adjective describing a stinky bastard defined by the irony of taking a bath then taking a shit, thus, undoing all the stink you just removed.
Jeez, did that stinky skanky bastard just take a bath and poop or what?
take a bath and poop by Wes S. April 8, 2006

poop-on-bathmat 

complete dissociation from social norms, can't party with the big boys, loses bowel control with over excitement.
desecrates on hostesses bathmat out of confusion caused by alchohol/drug combination. poop-on-bathmat

poop-on-bathmat 

complete dissociation from social norms, can't party with the big boys, loses bowel control with over excitement.
desecrates on hostesses bathmat out of confusion caused by alchohol/drug combination. poop-on-bathmat

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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