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act of holding open ones meat wallet...while blowing into the recess...resulting in a low pitch bass note
1. i'm fixin to go poonjuggin tonight with cousin cletis.....
2. look at the size of that meat wallet...i can poonjug sweet beats all night...
3. my mom taught me how to play the poonjug at age 12....
poonjug by White Mike/Toby Kinte February 10, 2005
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n.) A poonjug is a 2.2 liter water bottle that is shaped like a water cooler jug but is smaller in size. It is made for holding the doctor recommended 8 glasses of water per day, but is very useful for holding large quantities of Tang and other beverages. These jugs can be found all over, specifially Walgrenes.
Lets fill up our poonjugs so that we can stay hydrated all day with the orangy goodness of Tang!
poonjug by Benabus May 4, 2006
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Poonjiggle 

One who's stomach hangs over their waistline.
The obese man's friend called him a poonjiggle.
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poonbuggy 

a car full of really hot girls
yo man i was drivin down the streeet and this poonbuggy went by and they had a sign that said honk if your horny
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A nugget of poop normally excreted by common cave trolls of the Pacific Northwest
Dude look at that fat poonug!
Poonug by Cake Master Whon Thon January 19, 2009

poonjuice 

the sweet sweet juice frome a females vigina that we all as men crave
brody drank dani's tangy poonjuice and loved it
poonjuice by dani December 1, 2003

Poonjiggle 

So poon right? Vigorous copulation resulting in rapid lateral movement of the poon.
“Bruh you get that poonjiggle last night or what?”
Poonjiggle by Boipoon November 21, 2019
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