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pool rat 

Children who show up everyday to the pool and annoy the sh*t out of the lifeguards. These kids are dropped off everyday by their parents, even if the weather is 55 degrees, raging wind, and thundering! Even with this kind of weather, the kids still stay and swim ALL DAY, and complain to the lifeguards how cold it is....

This keeps the lifeguards from being able to close....

The parents of pool rats think that lifeguards are only their to serve their needs as free babysitters. If the pool is closed due to horrible weather, these parents will often call the lifeguards and ask for a "good reason" for not being open, even when it's hailing golfball-sized ice balls. These parents are the lifeguards'/pool managers' worst nightmare....
Stephanie is at the pool everyday, even when there are tornado warnings in the area. What a freakin' pool rat1
pool rat by SnookerChamp June 15, 2009
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This is a nickname for kidssic who spendt a lot of their time at a pool. It's not always worth the embarassment of being a poolrat to be one, but once you are one you'll understand.
That girl never really wanted your heart, she's just a poolrat.
poolrat by Chocolate Ewok January 13, 2007
Person(s) who sneaks into public or private swimming pools which are off-limits to non-paying customers (such as hotel pools), or because open hours are over. The term can be used positively or negatively, but the hobby of tactical pool infiltration is without a doubt just as fun as, if not moreso than, the actual swimming that follows. Good poolrats are grateful, respectful and polite renegade swimmers.
James: Betty, make sure guests check in with you and sign the swim log at your desk -- that guy from 303 says there were a couple of poolrats here last night. People can't swim here for free -- it's just not fair to our customers!
Betty: I'm less worried by a couple of poolrats than that guy, since he was totally harassing two girls in the hot-tub. Plus those kids helped me clean up the deck 10 minutes before closing.
poolrat by access all pools 293 August 27, 2013

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026