pool poop

A pool poop occurs when you poop, wipe, and there is no poop on the toilet paper when you check to see if you need to wipe again.

A pool poop gets its name from the place where they are most common: The pool! Often when one poops at the pool (note: not IN the pool) one does not find any poop on the toilet paper after the first wipe.

Person 1: Man, the other day I pooped and when i wiped there was no excrement at the toilet paper! Wow!

Person 2: Oh man, where you at the pool? That's a classic pool poop!

Person 3: Gee whiz, I go to the pool just to poop, I love pool poops!!!!!

pool poop by geewhizwhatapoop February 5, 2014

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poop pool

A portopottie that has become so smelly and so inundated with shit that one could swim in it like one would do in a pool.

I went to urinate in a portopottie and when I opened the door shit flowed all over me because that portopottie was such a poop pool.

poop pool by E? September 3, 2006

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pool pooper

People, usually children, who have bowel movement, or poop in a public pool

Bobby, the usual pool pooper, pooped in the water again, causing everyone in the pool to immediately exit the pool.

pool pooper by johnnyacorn February 14, 2015

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Pool Pooper

A person or persons who prefer to attend pools and pool areas under the cover of darkness to pass bowel movements.

Brian is the pool pooper, I found a floater this morning!

Pool Pooper by Doofus Rick September 20, 2022

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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