pool poop 

A pool poop occurs when you poop, wipe, and there is no poop on the toilet paper when you check to see if you need to wipe again.

A pool poop gets its name from the place where they are most common: The pool! Often when one poops at the pool (note: not IN the pool) one does not find any poop on the toilet paper after the first wipe.

Person 1: Man, the other day I pooped and when i wiped there was no excrement at the toilet paper! Wow!

Person 2: Oh man, where you at the pool? That's a classic pool poop!

Person 3: Gee whiz, I go to the pool just to poop, I love pool poops!!!!!

pool poop by geewhizwhatapoop February 5, 2014

poop pool 

A portopottie that has become so smelly and so inundated with shit that one could swim in it like one would do in a pool.

I went to urinate in a portopottie and when I opened the door shit flowed all over me because that portopottie was such a poop pool.

poop pool by E? September 3, 2006

pool pooper 

People, usually children, who have bowel movement, or poop in a public pool

Bobby, the usual pool pooper, pooped in the water again, causing everyone in the pool to immediately exit the pool.

pool pooper by johnnyacorn February 14, 2015

Pool Pooper 

A person or persons who prefer to attend pools and pool areas under the cover of darkness to pass bowel movements.

Brian is the pool pooper, I found a floater this morning!

Pool Pooper by Doofus Rick September 20, 2022