pooh pooh bear

A cute way to tell someone they're full of shit. A pooh pooh bear is someone who doesn't want to join in the fun, can't make it for some reason, has a bullshit excuse, flake, boring, a drag

Don't be such a pooh pooh bear, come party with us tonight :)

by SpotMaster August 5, 2008

Honey Bunny Pooh Bear

A real bear that rarely makes an appearance in today's society. This specific type of bear thoroughly enjoys a large pot of honey and sometimes will go through large measures just to obtain one.

Gosh darn, I have to run to the grocery store again because those Honey Bunny Pooh Bear's took our honey again!
Mom, is it true that those Honey Bunny Pooh Bear's have a cannibalistic leader?
I wonder what society would be like if those Honey Bunny Pooh Bears just came out of hiding.

by Wordsmith Galore October 28, 2012

pooh bear

To be dressed in only a t-shirt.

I had the house to myself this weekend so I did a pooh bear.

by jos7247 January 10, 2008

Pooh Bear Syndrome

when you get really tired after eating a large meal.

there was so much food last night, i got major pooh bear syndrome. i slept for 18 hours!

by katsickle May 28, 2009

pooh bear it

To wear a shirt but no pants or undergarments, particularly when engaging in sexual intercourse.

"I'm self-conscious about my stomach; when I make love, I Pooh Bear it"

by misterpoohbear June 20, 2012

Inverted Pooh Bear

An extremely intense sexual act involving a stripper pole and a honey pot. A lady (ideally with a background in pole dancing) holds herself upside down on a stripper pole, while the male pours 3/4 of the honey pot into her snatch. The rest of the honey is distributed on his tally whacker. They commence to orally pleasure one another, the guy eating the honey out of her as enthusiastically as Winnie the Pooh in the Hundred Acre Forest.

Evan: "So I had a stripper pole installed last night..."
Jake: "Sweet, how'd you break it in?"
Evan: "I rocked the Inverted Pooh Bear with some spanish girl!"
Jake: "Christ almighty, could you even move after it was over!?"
Evan: "Barely, and my vision has only just returned..."
Blake(musing to himself): "I wonder if you could modify it to involve two guys?"

by Meeeeech April 4, 2007

pooh bear it

A situation in which an individual is direly hungry and is currently in possession of a food paste spread that is within a jar. There is a common understanding between the individual and his/her friends that no utensils are nearby to formally consume the ration and everyone is too lazy to go get some. The result is for the individual to use one's own hand to savagely cup the substance in their palm to gather it for consumption; In a way that resembles Winnie the Pooh eating honey from a jar.

Friend 1- I got the Frito's Chili Cheese Dip!!!
Friend 2- Umm, we don't have any chips...
Friend 1- Ahhh screw it. I'm just gonna pooh bear it.

by reaperDROPRIDETODOOM January 17, 2010