Poo Holes

1. First baseman for the St. Louis Cardinals

1. Albert Poo Holes is going to break the record for most grand slams in a single season this year. Just you watch...

by willers April 11, 2009

Pooholes

The name of a very very bad player on the St. Louis Cardinals. He is so bad that he is literally despised by all of the people who hate the Cardinals. In case you don't understand this yet...its Pujols but think about how it sounds...exactly.

Brewer Fan #1: Man this has been a great game so far we are totally crushing the Cardinals.

Brewer Fan #2: Oh man, dude look, Pooholes is up to bat next.

Brewer Fan #1: Man he is such a dick.

by Jokesterpants July 9, 2009