pompetus 

Noun.

1. A duality of inference suggested by the perception of third party observers of a relationship as it abuts the perspective of those directly involved. E.g. its usage in the Steve Miller Band song entitled "The Joker"

2. A thick milky or yellowed discharge from the penis during coitus in those with severe gonorrhea. May dry and crust in the pubis post coitus, see cock nugget

1. Phill: "Mark, I feel that your relationship with Stacy is unhealthy. I strongly urge you to treat her better.

Mark: "Yall don't know me!!"


2. "Hey honey, did you cum yet, or is that just a little bit of pompetus?"

pompetus by Josh Hart February 8, 2009

pompatus 

In 1954, Vernon Green of the Medallions wrote a song called "The Letter" in which he used the words "puppetutes of love", a combination of "puppets" and "prostitutes". A puppetute was a woman of your fantasies who would do anything you wanted. Steve Miller, who sometimes imported words from other songs (including his own) into his lyrics, misheard the word as "pompitous" or "pompatus" and added "pompitous of love" and "pompatus of love" to his songs, "Enter Maurice" and "The Joker", respectively. The words were later used as a title to a movie, "The Pompatus of Love". "Enter Maurice" also uses the words "sweet words of epismetology" (close to an actual dictionary word, epistomology), which was probably a misheard version of another Green-invented word, "pizmotality", words so secret they can only be revealed to a lover.

"My dearest darling, come closer to Maurice so I can whisper sweet words of epismetology in your ear and speak to you of the pompatus (pompitous) of love" (from "Enter Maurice", by Steve Miller)

pompatus by JohnJablong June 11, 2006

pompatus 

my fantasy lover, my everything

From the Medallions 1954 song "The Letter" and the Steve Miller 1973 song "The joker"

Also spelled puppetutes

I speak of the pompatus of love

pompatus by mandingo August 21, 2003

pomperus 

Very uppity; posh.

Sandra Bullock plays a very pomperus role in all her movies.

pomperus by ThaDrawer November 6, 2021

pompeuse  

A french Canadian woman that loses her mind when things don't work out like she wants them to. Symptoms include growling, slamming of doors and general french rambling goobledygook.

A pompeuse can also be a french expression for a felatious woman (see chikenhead in ebonics). But it does not matter as either representation of this word all lead to French Canadian women sucking. It is derived from the french word pompe, which means to pump.

Julie is such a pompeuse that Jason had to call the cops because she broke his collection of blown glass ninja turtles.

pompeuse by jay lafierte February 29, 2008

Pompatus 

The splendor or celebration of something.

I sing of the pompatus of love.

Pompatus by Actor Mikesutton August 29, 2022

Pompétude 

The bourgeois attitude one gets when one is tipsy (Pompette in french)

Lisa becomes a different person after a couple of glasses of wine. She gets so much pompétude that its annoying.

Its all about the pompétude, darling!

Pompétude by DJ-SharpSword September 8, 2016