plexionomy

An operation starting in the 1980's where a Yuppie could have their abdomen removed and replaced with plexiglass. The operation took place to allow them to be able to see while walking around with their head up their ass.

Original cost: $3.5 million
Upgrades available for the elites now known as hipsters consisting of tinted glass and built in wine dispensers.

That hipster has his head so far up his ass I think he needs a Plexionomy before he hurts himself.

plexionomy by BrutallyHonestBob&WorkofArt June 5, 2018

plexotomy

medical procedure whereby a nine inch by nine inch pane of clear plexiglass is installed in the area of someone's stomach so they may properly see while their head is up their ass

After the President's successful plexotomy, the effects of his poor decisions were more apparent to him.

plexotomy by bigjobro August 16, 2003

Plexiotomy 

Having a piece of plexiglass inserted into ones abdomen to make seeing the world possible due to the head being that far up one's ass.

Also see definition for Ricardo.

Plexiotomy by Anotherdaysucks September 27, 2004

Abdominal plexiotamy 

Clear plastic surgically installed at the abdomin of human body.

The patient had an extreme case of cranial rectumitous that an inama could not cure, therefore a surgion was required to perform the abdominal plexiotamy to allow patient the ability to see where he/she was going.

Abdominal plexiotamy by byrd77 January 6, 2009

plexicotomy

A plexicotomy is having a piece of plexiglass installed in your navel. That way you can see where you are going while having your head firmly implanted in your ass.

I've seen some attitudes before, but this is epic. Someone here is in serious need of a plexicotomy.

plexicotomy by mcalus April 12, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019