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pitophelia 

A pit bull hater who is obsessed with stalking women who own pit bulls. Then seeming to get turned on, by a woman being kissed by a dog, and relating it to bestiality!
OMG, the pit bull haters are so obsessed with pitophelia when seeing a picture of a woman and her pit bull!
pitophelia by perfectdescription September 7, 2016
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Sitophelia 

a form of sexual fetishism in which participants are aroused by erotic situations involving food. The phrase is also used to refer to non-sexual play with food, such as playful and decorative food displays, enjoyment of preparing food, or even a play about food.
Chocolate is a well known aphrodisiac. Food play overlaps with other fetishes, including wet and messy fetishism, feederism, and Nyotaimori. It is differentiated from Vorarephilia, aka "Vore," in that food play fetishizes food while vore fetishizes the act of eating a living creature, or being eaten alive. ((You asked))
Cover your lover in chocolate or pudding. Perhaps even whipped cream?

A custard-covered-lover is true Sitophelia.
Sitophelia by Twysted Irish October 14, 2011

pedophelia 

The act or fantasy on the part of an adult of engaging in sexual activity with a child or children.
That freak is such a pedopheliac to be watching child porn.

pedophelia by TML April 20, 2006

pyropheliac 

Someone who is sexually attracted to fire.
sexi: I hate being a pyro, man.
orgi: Yeah but at least your not a pyropheliac. I've got so many fucking burns because of it.

Being a pyropheliac is easy and fun.
pyropheliac by omgthatguyissohot February 4, 2004

pedopheliac

Someone who needs to be in close proximity to and/or have visual aides of pedophiles in order to enjoy sexual intercourse.
"Does he have a picture of Roman Polanski above his bed?"

"Yeah, he's totally a pedopheliac."
pedopheliac by awesomeoppussum November 1, 2010

phistophelian

He is so phistopelian.

Piraphelia 

A pirate fetish
That guy Noah has piraphelia
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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