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pimpiology 

Research concerned with the study of pimps including their structure, function, growth, evolution, distribution, generics, mental functions and behaviors.
Me: what's with the sad face?
Friend: lost my job, I'm overweight, girls aren't attracted to me and even if one was, I couldn't take her on a date 'cause I'm so broke.

Me: maybe you should take a pimpiology class to help your case just like Trent did.
Friend: He started dating the two hot twins after that didn't he?

Me: Yep, he has a new job and heard he just bought his third lambo.
pimpiology by The Pimpiologist October 24, 2014
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Pimpology 

pimpology refers to the state of the art of understanding the female psyche to the point of being able to "pimp" them, and that the man ( or woman ) with the ability to control and manipulate a woman through her choice of prostitution is one who has a degree in pimpology.

The philology and etymology of the psychology of pimpology, which more often than not is a soliloquy between the supposed pimpologist and their idealized personality:
This phrase references a time when blacks and others in America were denied formal education and thusly making money was hard scrabble, yet a form of higher learning in its own right, yet working class and poor cultures are seldom afforded degrees or honors of any kind, and thus the word pimp added to ology makes the word pimpology, as a counterbalance to the formal education degrees and studies of " psychology" or "entymology", or "biology" , etc.
When explaining the pedigree of ones pimpology the old school code was to tell where one is from by noting in explanation where one got ones degree, which was a signifier of social status, and also the depth of ones pimp studies:
i.e. if one got their pimpology from somewhere in George Bush's Texas,or Dubuque, Iowa, it was a bogus degree, because the ignorance and racism that permeates that culture does not allow for a deep understanding of women, whereas if one got their degree in Chicago Illinois like Flood did, then it is a highly prized degree, because the windy city is a fertile and competitive training ground for hard knocks, and serious pimpology.
" Man you really macked the shit out of that bitch, she gave you some mad cash! Where did you get your degree?"
" I got my degree in pimpology at the University of Chicago."
Pimpology by taoteqingren November 21, 2005
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pimpologist 

The pimpologist gave some advice to the young pimp
pimpologist by mpdob8 June 11, 2005

pimptology 

the science of pimpin'
I studied pimptology at LBC Community College.
pimptology by Shen Nasty August 8, 2002

Pimpology 

A song by Too Short
"If a pimp is what you wana be your gonna have to learn pimpology"- Too Short
Pimpology by REED March 24, 2003

Pimpology 

A varying term. There is a layman sense, and then there is the Dazzle Razzle sense. This is something that moves beyond the pimp-ho-trick triad and tests one's patience and sanity. It is all tiddily encapsulated in the seminal book How to Be a Motherfucking Pimp
Slick Mack: Bitch, do you know anything about pimpology
Super ho: Yeah, it's what holds us bitches down
Slick Mack: Bitch, you are right, but you don't know why. Read Dazzle Razzle
Pimpology by Da pterodactyl June 6, 2018

pimpology 

Pimpology is the study of pimpin and how to pimp.You learn the in and outs of pimpin.some learn from actual pimps while other go straight to te streets and learn First hand.pimpology degree can be got in any hood or state but some states degrees aren't as effiective as others but a true pimp will adjust and figure out how to get his end.

and Texas pimpology Degree are Certifed Also
Hoe: Where You that Pimpology degree at?
Me:At The University Of Texas. Home Of The National Champs.Hook 'em Hoes
pimpology by Big Bodie April 27, 2006
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