pilonidal cyst

Basically butt cancer, a large puss sack located extremely close to your butthole, commonly filled with boo-ooh.

Oll mate Dave couldn't drive his truck today cause he's got a pilonidal cyst / butt cancer and can't sit down.....

by Karma4 July 29, 2021

pilonidal smile

When the crack of ones ass is extended just a bit beyond the typical length of crack. The slight depression can conveniently be used for storage; common items may include car keys, dime bags, and ironically, crack.

When my whore of a mother was eighteen she hid my father's virginity in her pilonidal smile.

by Della Hicks January 18, 2008