pilly wiggle 

verb
To waddle around while whispering..."Pilly is the name of my deceased bunny, Pilly is my best friend, and I miss Pilly."

Chris Martin pilly wiggled around the room while people told him he was a poor, dirty boy.

pilly wiggle by Michael @ Saint Joseph's University November 10, 2004

Pigly Wiggly 

Much the same as a Wet Willy, but skipping the whole finger nonsense, and jamming your tongue directly into the ear canal.

I was gonna give the wife a Wet Willy, but thought "Ahh, screw it!" and gave her a Pigly Wiggly instead.

Pigly Wiggly by deedlydee-potatoes August 16, 2009