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pickle slap

When one individual furtively slaps another with a pickle, thereby forcing the slapped individual to eat said pickle. Generally accompanied by screaming of "PICKLE SLAP!"
Wow, Cody just pickle slapped the shit out of Mamo.
by Codizzle1234 December 18, 2008
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pickle slap

when vigil and sledge meet and vigil gets slapped with sledges hammer and then lord chanka comes out and starts fucking sledge yelling pickle slap then pulls out and makes sledge eat it
guy 1: oh fuck i almost got a perfect ace last night but then i got pickle slapped
guy 2: haha that was me that pickle slapped you no homo
by juandeag September 5, 2019
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slap and pickle

Foreplay; as made famous by the movie BeerFest.
Example # 1:
Jan Wolfhouse: Barry picked up a woman Are you sure you want to do this?
Barry Badrinath: Are you kidding? She's hot as hell! We're just going back to her place for a little slap n' pickle.
Example # 2
Alen: Hey Mike, let's go over to my place for a little slap and pickle... ;
by Urban Dictionary March 16, 2007
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slap a pickle

To slap a mans' penis
Girl 1: He pissed he off, so I gave him a slap a pickle
Girl 2: Oh my god you did?
by Ryan Seecrest April 30, 2008
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Slap your pickle friend

Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.

That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!
Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!
by Kermit your mum March 22, 2022
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Slap my knee and call me pickle

An expression of enlightenment and revelation concerning information that was previously unknown.
Sam and J rode down highway 81 to the honky tonk bar. A Wheeler Walker Jr. song played over the truck radio - Eatin Pussy, Kickin Ass.
Sam looked at J. Her eyes glistened with regret.

"J, we have a situation," Sam said.
"What happened?"
"I seem to have shit my pants, J"
"Well slap my knee and call me pickle, Sam," J muttered. "I'm turnin' this truck around baby."
by ChandlerHasStrongShoulders March 26, 2022
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Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.
Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"
by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018
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