pichard 

Pichard is someone who is fake and pretends to be rich, the pinnacle of cap and wears fake designer clothes and only smokes mids. Pichards are constantly trying to keep up and are still BROKEST in the friend group. They swear they don't cap but they do.

Today was fun but that guy was being a PICHARD and wouldn't be quite.

pichard by fendi fiend December 15, 2019

picard

Out of the whole Star Trek series; He is the most wise, intellegent, and fair of all the Captains. He always listens to his senior officers' oppinions, and considers their information in his decisions. He is my ideal of an accomplished, and respectable man. His character is one of my role-models I live by.

No. 1 and Picard make a great team. The Enterprise has never had a better captain.

picard by ThE Sa-X July 22, 2006

Jean luc Picard 

The sexiest old French spaceship captain EVER.

Jean luc Picard yelled at Data for being too smart.

Jean luc Picard by Spongebob° May 7, 2009

Picard Song

A song produced a while ago by music group Dark Materia, using varuious lines spoken by Patrick Stewarts' classic character of Captain Jean-Luc Picard...of the U.S.S Enterprise, from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

The song became incredibly popular on the ytmd website with a memorable loop that repeated the main chorus over and over again, prompting new listeners to hear the full version on various websites.

Heres' to the finest crew in Starfleet

Picard Song by David Griffin April 19, 2005

picard.jpg 

To express disdain for a stated opinion by refering to a picture of Jean Luc Picard of Star Trek holding his head in his hands.

Adam: Eat the apple
Eve: Yum
God: Picard.jpg

picard.jpg by bill jones13 June 1, 2007

picardize 

To change the ending of a minor-key piece of music to a major key, adding a Picardy third (tierce de Picardie).

One can loosely refer to music that already has a Picardy third ending as "self-picardizing". Some examples include the "Little" Fugue in G Minor by J.S. Bach, "And I Love Her" by The Beatles, "Roundabout" by Yes, and N.I.B. by Black Sabbath.

"The last chord here is D minor. Do you really want to picardize it, using D major instead?"
"Yes, Number One, make it so."

picardize by Grinning Cat March 10, 2012

Picard Maneuver

The Picard Maneuver is a battle tactic invented by Starfleet Captain Jean-Luc Picard. In 2355, Picard was in command of the USS Stargazer when it was attacked by an unknown alien vessel, later determined to be of Ferengi origin.

During the engagement, the Battle of Maxia, the Stargazer, which was holding station several million kilometers away from its adversary, suddenly accelerated to warp 9 directly towards the Ferengi ship. Because the enemy was only equipped with light speed sensors, they had no way of knowing that the Stargazer had moved until it was too late. When the light from the newly-moved ship reached the Ferengi ship's sensors, the light from its previous position was still arriving, so the Ferengi saw two Stargazers. Even if they had figured out that the new image was the genuine one in time, it would have been too late, as the Stargazer opened fire as soon as it dropped out of warp, and the Ferengi ship had no time to maneuver out of the way before the phasers and photon torpedoes hit. The Ferengi ship was destroyed. This technique was so successful that it was named after Picard, and there was no known defense against it until 2364.

During the Battle of Maxia, Captian Picard was in control of the Stargazer & invented a battle tactic called the Picard Maneuver and destroyed the Ferengi ship.

Picard Maneuver by X Juno January 11, 2011