pianner 

A tinkering saloon style player piano, in true Wild West style.

Usually accomplanied by double hinged swinging doors, a bartender cleaning shot glasses with a dirty rag and busty whores in flouncing skirts and ankleboots.

Commonly known to be rudely interrupted by a 10 step & turn pistol-duel.

1. Gather 'round the pianner and play us a tune, Wheezy Joe.

2. Clarence, get off that pianner you're knockin' the glasses everywhere!

pianner by rangaaa February 7, 2009

pension planner

In reference to dating and relationships.It's and older man or woman who may be retired or not and is in a relationship with a younger man or woman who are usually twice or three times the age of the younger man or woman.

Hey Dan is that your mother? No she is my girlfriend.Wow she is a really good looking pension planner!

pension planner by Black Death Metal August 14, 2008

Oriental Planner 

A person who makes plans for a group then backs out of the plans they made.

Dan: Did you hear that Jessica is not going to the holiday party on Saturday?
Mary: Didn’t she set it up?
Dan: Yea, she’s an Oriental Planner.

Oriental Planner by Dan Dan Noodles N. November 23, 2009

non-event planner 

a take off of the term "event planner" , this term is used to describe one who has absolutely no clue how to give a fun party,arrange a successful gathering, plan a vacation or tour or coordinate any kind of happening time..........

Sally became known as a non-event planner when she arranged for a group tour to visit a museum featuring the history of needlepoint only to arrive to discover it was closed.

non-event planner by sheila in the car October 17, 2010

panner 

Someone who is relatively big or fat but thinks and acts like he or she is buff or of average weight constantly talking about it. Opposite of pinner.

After his workout yesterday, Aydean acted like he was so ripped. He's not even under 300 pounds. What a panner.

panner by cooltool1234 January 18, 2011

Pinner Dank 

(n.) a word used to describe a hot chick younger than you or in a lower grade level than you. It's usually is a super hot freshman.

Guy 1: Hey bro, you gettin on those pinner danks in health?
Guy 2: Bro, all day er' day!

Pinner Dank by Thehirschhorny November 15, 2009

After dinner pinner 

To smoke a small joint after dinner

Umm... that was a great meal... not who's got the after dinner pinner

After dinner pinner by AJ SITKO February 8, 2005