phone jones
phone jones by dogmeatz January 18, 2008
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Phone jones
Phone jones by Kee_Th February 14, 2014
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phone jones • Phone joneser • mike jones phone • phone • Phone sex • phone rape • phone bone • phone book • phone bitch • phone-boner
mike jones phone
a Metro PCS phone. Called mike jones phone because of pcs shitty service and dropped calls, and because of mike jones' popular motto...mike who??? it is used.
mike jones phone by shaboobalaboopymang July 30, 2008
Phone joneser
Smoothe Da Hustler Ft Trigger Tha Gambler - Broken Language
smoothe's lyrics in the second verse
next line- sneak over fuck your babysitter
line before-the lady shitter
smoothe's lyrics in the second verse
next line- sneak over fuck your babysitter
line before-the lady shitter
the shot popper, the jock cock glocker
The face splitter, human disgrace getter
the lady shitter, phone joneser
sneak over fuck your babysitter
The chronic smokin, gun totin hearse initiator
the crack supplier, the human drug generator
The honey gamer
The face splitter, human disgrace getter
the lady shitter, phone joneser
sneak over fuck your babysitter
The chronic smokin, gun totin hearse initiator
the crack supplier, the human drug generator
The honey gamer
Phone joneser by rentabot December 24, 2009
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