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'Phat Headed' Couch Ripper 

A person who is annoying as hell and loved by very few. I.Q is so small, many believe him, to be a different species of a retarded person. Also a person who sleeps/eats, off the salary payment of a mother that builds trucks for a living. When this person is called 'Phat Headed' to their face, they will react different then any other person alive today...allowing them to unleash the fury inside, and let go on a linen, wool or titanium couch near by.
1. You 'Phat Headed' Couch Ripper...stfu, you still sux at life.

2. Chris, don't get all phat headed again and rip up your mothers couch, we don't want her screaming on vent...

3. Couchripper has come online.

phat headies

An extension to normal head jobs AKA blow jobs. Phat headies are the coolest most exciting head jobs available and are continually sought after by the male population
man we hit all the clubs last night looking for some phat headies
phat headies by JG77789 October 16, 2006

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026