A drunkin idiot who sleeps with his best friends wife, likes the word pussy, lives at home with his mother, resembles Fred Flintstone fucks psychotic fat girls with puffy cherry hair on weekends, pukes everytime he drinks and can never remember where he left his truck.
Are you gonna Phathead this weekend?

Did you just fuckin Phathead her ass?
by HonoredBelovedPrincess January 17, 2012
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