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'Phat Headed' Couch Ripper
A person who is annoying as hell and loved by very few. I.Q is so small, many believe him, to be a different species of a retarded person. Also a person who sleeps/eats, off the salary payment of a mother that builds trucks for a living. When this person is called 'Phat Headed' to their face, they will react different then any other person alive today...allowing them to unleash the fury inside, and let go on a linen, wool or titanium couch near by.
1. You 'Phat Headed' Couch Ripper...stfu, you still sux at life.
2. Chris, don't get all phat headed again and rip up your mothers couch, we don't want her screaming on vent...
3. Couchripper has come online.
2. Chris, don't get all phat headed again and rip up your mothers couch, we don't want her screaming on vent...
3. Couchripper has come online.
'Phat Headed' Couch Ripper by Fuckin Chad July 6, 2008
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Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
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girl grip
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
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