Pet The Unicorn

Another way of saying your masterbating (Jacking off)

I'm gonna "pet the unicorn" before i go to jessica's house.

by AndieAnderson May 13, 2016

Petting the Unicorn

To Fornicate with a heavenly blessed beauty by the use of ones digits.

I.E Fingering.

I was with Debbie petting the unicorn and it bit my finger off.

by POLO Ralph December 03, 2011

Petting a Unicorn

Masturbating. The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.

I could not sleep last night so ended up Petting a Unicorn.

by Baba Bizzle June 23, 2017