Pesut

An absolute Legend! Referred to as a Day Saver and will be happy to help out in any situation.

Usually will be holding a beer in any situation, unless it needs to hands, hence where "hold my beer" originated from. Can perform Mericles

Pesut, I need a..
Oi where's that Pesut fella
We need a Day Saver, call Pesut.
I'm on the Pesut of happiness

by Brofistycufs November 21, 2021

pest friend

Like a bestfriend but all they do is annoy you & and are very hard to get rid of. Unfortunately bug spray will not work on these large beasties.

I'm sure we've all proberly had one of these....Pest friends, or stil do?AAAAahhgGGGRRhhrr. I got a call from my pest friend... to chew my ear off.

by wibblewobblewobble October 16, 2008

Pesti Stomach

When one wakes up in the morning with extreme nausea and stomach cramps caused by ripping fake carts the day before.

Person 1: Dude, I’ve been dry heaving all morning and I have no Idea why.

Person 2: It’s probably Pesti Stomach from that fake ass cart you’ve been ripping.

by sr7777 June 19, 2019

Besto Pesto

A Besto Pesto is someone who is your best friend in the whole world. You will do anything dumb with them, bully them relentlessly, but love them unconditionally. They stick with you everywhere you go and never leave your side. You are Besto Pestos with them even if you aren't together for a little bit. Unlike best friends, you only get one Besto Pesto in your life. Choose wisely.

"You're my Besto Pesto. Even though I'm mad at you, I'll love you forever."

by Bill Brian November 13, 2019

peste

Spanish word for "bad smell", or "bad odor".

Wow! Who farted in here? What peste!!!

or

Person A: "Te cagaste?"
Person B: "Si. Por que?"
Person A: "Por que ay una peste a mierda en esta casa.."

by adrian1082 August 23, 2009

Missoula Mortar and Pestle

A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.

Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night

Nick: How?

Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet

by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011

Teacher's Pest

That guy who tries to be a teacher's pet, but every teacher hates him.

"Dude, did you see that fat kid try and suck up to the teacher?"

"Yeah, she basically said 'Go Away' to him. What a teacher's pest"

by OnlydjeKnow April 25, 2013