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Perfect pinch

Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" closed after defecating. Perfect pinch leaves the toilet paper perfectly clean.
"No worries on the shortage of toilet paper. I had a perfect pinch."
by OttoParts June 9, 2009
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Pinched the perfect loaf

A crap that does not require wiping.
Dude, I just pinched the perfect loaf.
by gyrussfanx May 23, 2007
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