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this term mean to be a loser. to be a lower class of all people you associate with. to be so beyond noob you might as well change your name. this is the ultimate insult you can give anyone in the leet community. the term was first spoken by crkdkishan and crkd pepsi refering to a guy in halo named peon and the term peonub eventually took off to high statis of denouncing anyone with out the basic motor skills to play halo yet alone breathe on their own.
peon: i own. im so good.
kishan: wtfomg joo sux
pepsi: rly joo suck like nub
peon: i can get better...
kishan: you r teh nub
pepsi: you are beyond teh nub
pepsi + kishan: you r teh peonub
peon: *crys*
kishan: kill yourself now
pepsi: please! DO IT!
peonub by crkdpepsi June 24, 2006
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A small penis so microscopic, it can only be used for liquid evacuation and not sexual stimulation. NOTE: any person of any race, religion, or gender can have a peenub. also see: Front-Bum
Hey Katrina... look at that peenub... up in the sky!

Hey Kittie... show me your peenub.

Nick, along with Dolly, only have little peenubs.
peenub by JBo February 13, 2005
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pronubulate 

To emit gas from one's anus.
"Clifford, did you just pronubulate?"
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A pronub is a nub who utilizes cheats to help him with his lack of playing skills. There are generally two groups of pronubs. Group one are jerks who use there hacks to pwn other people. Group two are people who use there skills (hacks) to have as much fun as possible with friends and other players. A regular video game hacker is not considered a pronub unless he has very little skill without the help of hacks.
Even though the player was a nub at the game his hacks helped convert him into a pronub.
pronub by Sven Slovisk January 11, 2008
A mixture of latin's "Penultimate" and German "Uber". Means almost uber.
that is incredibly penuber to time travels facebags
penuber by emily Doe January 7, 2008
Verb of destruction commonly used by rural albertan hicks.

Origins unknown.
"Get Ponubed"
ponube by gobepatricka1 August 4, 2023

penubble 

1. The ridgy part of one's lamp fixtures, usually preceded by the word "pwn."
"Man I totally pwnt those penubbles when I blew them up."
penubble by da niksta February 20, 2007
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