Peniurky. A penis turkey - the phallic shaped turkey is rarest among refrigerators decorated by innocent children who inadvertently design this pecker shaped body covered in feathers around the fall holiday season. Two larger feathers almost cocoon and slightly tear dropped shaped can mistakenly be seen as peniurky balls when the peniurky is flipped upside down. It is rumored this cock-a-doodle-do sounding cockalorum is cocksure confident and certainly cocky.
John: “Hey guys, have you seen this latest peniurky”?
“Oh my god Shelia, that is the biggest peniurky ever! It looks happy, but hungry”!
“Oh my god Shelia, that is the biggest peniurky ever! It looks happy, but hungry”!
by Torsiondrummer September 30, 2018