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A term used to insult a normally heterosexual person by implying they have mystical or magical powers over penises. Often penis wizards will hold long "penis" shaped staffs. Their powers include making penises bigger, making penises smaller, turning ugly penises into beautiful penis, and giving ultimate penis pleasure with the use of spells, incantations, and potions that only a mystic would have access to .
The way you control him, you'd think you're some sort of penis wizard
by slkMdafknrik December 07, 2014
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