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penis rock 

A derogatory term used in reference to hard rock music, referring to overuse of amplification on boring chord processions, extreme pounding of the bass drum with the pedal at a rapid rate, repetitive and often stupid lyrics and yelling (as opposed to singing) said lyrics.

Simply said, penis rock is music that is played by rock bands that have no talent and think that if they are loud enough, people will like them.
Metallica Mike: I'm listening to Metallica's new CD St. Anger.
Metallica Matt: Why are you listening to that penis rock when you could listen to Master of Puppets or And Justice for All.

Hardcore Hank: I'm listening to Slipknot's "Pulse of the Maggots."
Iron Maiden I Can't think of a name that starts with 'I': Why the hell do you like that penis rock? That is Slipknot's worst song.

Blood Brothers Berry: I like the Blood Brothers' early CDs, which involve much pounding and screaming.
The Spirit of Dimebag Darrell: That would be penis rock, but the lyrics are deep and meaningful (as only the God of Metal like me would understand). Pantera is awesome.
penis rock by ASBands July 25, 2008
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rock-penis 

To have a sweet boner, that's super hard and doesn't bend
":Yo Dude, I have totally rock-penis right now"
"This chick was walking by and a I got a sweet rock-penis"
"I was watching porn last night and got a major rock-penis"
rock-penis by Matt Calvery March 18, 2008

penis rocket 

When a male ejaculates so vigorously you can count the number of seconds the cum stays in the air before hitting a surface giving it the appearance of a rocket.
"How was giving Dave a handjob?" "It was extrodinary! he managed to accomplish a penis rocket!"
penis rocket by Helmbros June 3, 2014

Pointy rocket penis 

A penis that is pointy like a shiv, shaped like a rocket and delivered with military precision in a prison style blitz attack on your private parts. A moderately disturbing succession of short shallow jabs to your lady bits.
He stuck me with his pointy rocket penis as if perpetrating a gang style prison hit with a hand carved tool designed for minimal penetration and pleasure.

rocket penis

When your penis head is very small and your shaft progressively gets larger.
Marsha: Hey Julia, John has a rocket penis and I don't know how to tell him I don't like it. I mean he can spooge like a champion but his throbbing man sword is just a measly rocket.
rocket penis by King Nugget February 20, 2017

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole! 

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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rocks penis 

Damn, that Lamborghini rocks penis.

This dessert rocks penis.
rocks penis by Stocktonio April 24, 2006