penis pack

I fannie pack worn by a male above his dick, instead of his butt-where it is supposed to be worn.

Hey look, that guys wearing a penis pack. Looks like he's afraid someone will steal it if he wore it right.

by whatiknow August 17, 2009

Penis Packing Patty

An unhappy, lonely person that obsesses equally over men and women...... especially ones they are attracted to physically and emotionally. The person resembles a woman but talks like a man. Ambiguous about sexual preference.

When she took a picture of herself in a black one piece swimsuit, it was clear she was Penis Packing Patty.

by Moe Belmore September 14, 2012