Peneurysm 

When yo dick so big you get excited unexpectedly, or with low blood sugar, and pass out suddenly. See also Dickeurysm

stripper motor boated me and I woke up 3 minutes later. #peneurysm

Peneurysm by Spiktacular April 25, 2017

Planeurysm 

A Planeurysm is the experience of witnessing or being the victim of poor planning or foresight.

It's like an aneurysm but induced by an egregious display of bad planning.

Please tell me you didn't forget to make the reservation.. I'm about to have a planeurysm.

Planeurysm by Ok buddy 🤷‍♂️ May 8, 2024