pee rag

a rag used by teenage or preteen kids used for a bedsheet. it consists of a high fiber durable clothe that can hold up to 2 liters of piss. often used after kid has been hit prolongdly for peeing the bed. after mothers and fathers have put up with it long enough.

"Cesar! Pick up this damn pee rag its starting to stink up this fucking room!"

"Little billy keeps peeing the bed Bill. we need to get him a pee rag."


"Damn it somebody wash the damn Pee rag"

by Johnny saints July 7, 2007

pee rag

a pee rag is someone beyond a piss wipe; they exhibit piss wipe behaviours on another level.

You are an absolute pee rag.

by Zea & Chloe September 25, 2021

Pee-rage

When something small happens and it makes you really angry because you need a wee. If you didn't need a wee you wouldn't be so angry about it

If you're trying to find a solution to a problem at work, you would normally think things through clearly but you can't because you need a wee so badly that it enrages you therefore Pee-rage

by Zoeh91 April 1, 2014

pee pee rager page

When a dude's got backed up yellow rain from failing to drain the lizard, it will cause what the scientists call an "erection," aka a boner, baby arm, long-necked mushroom, helmeted broomstick, purple-headed beanstalk, etc. In order to avoid confusion/humiliation that this is an erection caused by sweater-meat, nipplites, lady butts, or vagina-time, one would place a note on the zenith of the tent-pole rager which tries to poke through the denim, cotton, polyester, wool, or loin-cloth. This note simply states pee pee. The note itself is the pee pee rager page.

-Whoa dude, please tell me that's a handgun in your pants...

-I can't do anything about it. it's there cus I have to pee so bad.

-Well you can't walk around the locker room with your dick all hard like that, someone might think you're a gay. Here, tape this pee pee rager page on the apex of your hog. So as to avoid confusion.

-Wow thanx. Wanna play listen to Counting Crows later?

by Barnaby J October 11, 2008

pee pee rager

And overwhelming erection caused by holding in your pee

-Hey mike, can i borrow your notebook to hide this fantastically huge pee pee rager during passing time to hide the overwhelming embarrassment?

-Fuck no, use your own notebook. or just tape on a pee pee rager page.

-I was going to but couldn't find any tape, and the stapler's out of staples.

-No problem, just use this hot glue gun.

-I think I love you.

by Barnaby J October 9, 2008

pee pee rager page

When a dude's got backed up yellow rain from failing to drain the lizard, it will cause what the scientists call an "erection," aka a boner, baby arm, long-necked mushroom, helmeted broomstick, purple-headed beanstalk, etc. In order to avoid confusion/humiliation that this is an erection caused by sweater-meat, nipplites, lady butts, or vagina-time, one would place a note on the zenith of the tent-pole rager which tries to poke through the denim, cotton, polyester, wool, or loin-cloth. This note simply states pee pee. The note itself is the pee pee rager page.

-Whoa dude, please tell me that's a handgun in your pants...

-I can't do anything about it. it's there cus I have to pee so bad.

-Well you can't walk around the locker room with your dick all hard like that, someone might think you're a gay. Here, tape this pee pee rager page on the apex of your hog. So as to avoid confusion.

-Wow thanx. Wanna play listen to Counting Crows later?

by Barnaby J October 9, 2008