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pedobility 

The possibility of pedophilia.

The temptation and possible act of pedophilia.

A person under the legal age that would possibly be acceptable to have intercourse. One could justify such an act based on physical or mental "readiness" for sexual behavior.
I never want to be a high school teacher, too many pedobilities involved.

I give Lord Botetourt High School a 7 out of five on the pedobility scale. But damn son, the nursery down the road is a solid 9.

Sarah may be 17 and still have braces but she's a pedobility in my book.

Mike battled within himself as to whether or not to attend the Paulies 4th birthday party. The pedobilities alone where enough to weigh on his mind and he hadn't yet considered whether the cake would be ice cream or traditional. Perhaps coconut. Or maybe a giant chocolate chip cookie...
pedobility by Broughizzay October 22, 2009
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Polobility 

A measure of how easily a persons nose can become "polo nosed". In which the nose has visible characteristics of a polo mint from the white residue ring that substance abuse has caused.
Wow, check out the polobility of the geezers beak, its like the rings of Saturn!
Polobility by Domad Brute March 22, 2019
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Pegability 

When your palying a sandlot baseball game and the coach/pitcher can peg baserunners. The person with pegability has the right to say "pegability" repetitivly during the game.
Watch Out! I've got pegability.

"Pegability.....(clap,clap,clap....)
Pegability by Coach Canfield April 23, 2009
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026