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pedobility 

The possibility of pedophilia.

The temptation and possible act of pedophilia.

A person under the legal age that would possibly be acceptable to have intercourse. One could justify such an act based on physical or mental "readiness" for sexual behavior.
I never want to be a high school teacher, too many pedobilities involved.

I give Lord Botetourt High School a 7 out of five on the pedobility scale. But damn son, the nursery down the road is a solid 9.

Sarah may be 17 and still have braces but she's a pedobility in my book.

Mike battled within himself as to whether or not to attend the Paulies 4th birthday party. The pedobilities alone where enough to weigh on his mind and he hadn't yet considered whether the cake would be ice cream or traditional. Perhaps coconut. Or maybe a giant chocolate chip cookie...
pedobility by Broughizzay October 22, 2009
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Polobility 

A measure of how easily a persons nose can become "polo nosed". In which the nose has visible characteristics of a polo mint from the white residue ring that substance abuse has caused.
Wow, check out the polobility of the geezers beak, its like the rings of Saturn!
Polobility by Domad Brute March 22, 2019
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Pegability 

When your palying a sandlot baseball game and the coach/pitcher can peg baserunners. The person with pegability has the right to say "pegability" repetitivly during the game.
Watch Out! I've got pegability.

"Pegability.....(clap,clap,clap....)
Pegability by Coach Canfield April 23, 2009

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026