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pedobility 

The possibility of pedophilia.

The temptation and possible act of pedophilia.

A person under the legal age that would possibly be acceptable to have intercourse. One could justify such an act based on physical or mental "readiness" for sexual behavior.
I never want to be a high school teacher, too many pedobilities involved.

I give Lord Botetourt High School a 7 out of five on the pedobility scale. But damn son, the nursery down the road is a solid 9.

Sarah may be 17 and still have braces but she's a pedobility in my book.

Mike battled within himself as to whether or not to attend the Paulies 4th birthday party. The pedobilities alone where enough to weigh on his mind and he hadn't yet considered whether the cake would be ice cream or traditional. Perhaps coconut. Or maybe a giant chocolate chip cookie...
pedobility by Broughizzay October 22, 2009
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Polobility 

A measure of how easily a persons nose can become "polo nosed". In which the nose has visible characteristics of a polo mint from the white residue ring that substance abuse has caused.
Wow, check out the polobility of the geezers beak, its like the rings of Saturn!
Polobility by Domad Brute March 22, 2019
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Pegability 

When your palying a sandlot baseball game and the coach/pitcher can peg baserunners. The person with pegability has the right to say "pegability" repetitivly during the game.
Watch Out! I've got pegability.

"Pegability.....(clap,clap,clap....)
Pegability by Coach Canfield April 23, 2009
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
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