Skip to main content

pearl clutching

The phrase "pearl clutching" means being shocked by something once-salacious that should now be seen as commonplace. It is used to dismiss someone as being prudish, uptight, or otherwise too conservative in their thinking
“Amusingly, upon the various perfume boards there’s been a little bit of pearl clutching going on about the concept of a marijuana perfume.”
by UrbanTourist October 8, 2016
mugGet the pearl clutching mug.

perl clutching

When someone insists on using perl in modern web sites because php is a fad.
Bill is such a perl clutcher he refuses to learn JavaScript.

Bill is perl clutching.
by SmashTheState May 30, 2023
mugGet the perl clutching mug.

Clutching My Pearls

a moment in time that forces one to clasp their hand to their chest, out of fear or shock, as if trying to protect an imaginary pearl necklace. A new phrase among the gay Maryland circle
When I saw Taylor at the park with Noah, I was totally clutching pearls!

Man, when I heard that John was in that car accident I was totally Clutching My Pearls

Girl, when that truck full of skinheads pulled up next to the car I had to clutch my pearls!
by Perryn Morris January 11, 2008
mugGet the Clutching My Pearls mug.

clutching the pearls

when a flamboyant male homosexual (Queen) animatedly grabs at their neck to express disbelief or bewilderment.
after it was announced that he was runner up in the talent contest, Sabation screamed out "well i never" and was seen clutching the pearls as he stormed off the stage.
by LORD Mi EGO December 14, 2014
mugGet the clutching the pearls mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email