paulk

This last name is always mispronounced even though it’s just Paul with a k. A Paulk is someone who is familiar with planes and is always willing to fight. They stand for what’s right and question everything even if the thing in question is plainly in their face. A Paulk also is funny always making dad jokes whenever they have the chance. A Paulk works hard even though others say it’s pointless. They also are athletic and often have a creative occupation like an artist, teacher, or engineer. They are the descendants of the whales.

Girl 1: Whoa is that J Paulk? He’s so muscular, he is so a star athlete.
Girl 2: Yeah, he’d be every girls choice if he wasn’t always make those weird jokes. I mean no one thinks it’s funny!

by A Paulk Stalker November 10, 2020

Jake Paul

The Scum Of The Internet Who Somehow Has A Following Of 10M 10 Year Olds.

Person: Who Is Your Idol Kiddo?
Kid: JAKE PAUL!!1
Person: *loads shotgun*

by Infinity0706 May 13, 2018

Jake Paul

A synonym for a mentally retarded person.

Person1 = I licked my own ass crack
Person2= You are just like Jake Paul

by vocal percussion May 26, 2020

Jake Paul

A direct example of why abortion should remain legal.

You’re pro-life because every child is precious? Well, what about Jake Paul?

by MrsJareth February 25, 2018

Paula Deening

Taking an obnoxious explosive shit that’s so sweat inducing you think you are dying.

Hey y'all, Dont wait for me I need to go take a Paula Deen.

Hey where is Raquel?

Oh she's Paula deening right now

by Droladnap April 23, 2019

Paul Harrell

A famous YouTuber with over 400,000 subscribers. He runs a gun-centered channel where he gives demonstrations, reviews, advice and guidance on gun-related topics like caliber choice and busting myths.

He is a very mature, informative and responsible YouTuber. You may enjoy his content if you can deal with his speech impediment and... Shatneresque pauses.

Paul Harrell also gives advice on non-gun subjects like how to cook using Dutch ovens.

Paul Harrell has been in several citizen-involved shootings. He has served in both the United States Army and the United States Marine Corps, serving two tours in the Middle East.

Paul Harrell lives in the Pacific Northwest.

"Dude, did you see Paul Harrell destroy Gun Nuts Media?"

"Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Paul Harrell."

"Paul Harrell is a very mature and informative YouTuber."

by TheSuperTrooper April 16, 2020

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is another way to say the words cunt, dumbass, lunatic, bitch and idiot

I hate that guy, he's such a Jake Paul.

by GlassOfWotah June 16, 2020