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This last name is always mispronounced even though it’s just Paul with a k. A Paulk is someone who is familiar with planes and is always willing to fight. They stand for what’s right and question everything even if the thing in question is plainly in their face. A Paulk also is funny always making dad jokes whenever they have the chance. A Paulk works hard even though others say it’s pointless. They also are athletic and often have a creative occupation like an artist, teacher, or engineer. They are the descendants of the whales.
Girl 1: Whoa is that J Paulk? He’s so muscular, he is so a star athlete.
Girl 2: Yeah, he’d be every girls choice if he wasn’t always make those weird jokes. I mean no one thinks it’s funny!
paulk by A Paulk Stalker November 10, 2020
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Jake Paul 

The Scum Of The Internet Who Somehow Has A Following Of 10M 10 Year Olds.
Person: Who Is Your Idol Kiddo?
Kid: JAKE PAUL!!1
Person: *loads shotgun*
Jake Paul by Infinity0706 May 13, 2018

Jake Paul 

A synonym for a mentally retarded person.
Person1 = I licked my own ass crack
Person2= You are just like Jake Paul
Jake Paul by vocal percussion May 26, 2020

Jake Paul 

A direct example of why abortion should remain legal.
You’re pro-life because every child is precious? Well, what about Jake Paul?
Jake Paul by MrsJareth February 25, 2018

Paula Deening 

Taking an obnoxious explosive shit that’s so sweat inducing you think you are dying.
Hey y'all, Dont wait for me I need to go take a Paula Deen.

Hey where is Raquel?

Oh she's Paula deening right now
Paula Deening by Droladnap April 23, 2019

Paul Harrell 

A famous YouTuber with over 400,000 subscribers. He runs a gun-centered channel where he gives demonstrations, reviews, advice and guidance on gun-related topics like caliber choice and busting myths.

He is a very mature, informative and responsible YouTuber. You may enjoy his content if you can deal with his speech impediment and... Shatneresque pauses.

Paul Harrell also gives advice on non-gun subjects like how to cook using Dutch ovens.

Paul Harrell has been in several citizen-involved shootings. He has served in both the United States Army and the United States Marine Corps, serving two tours in the Middle East.

Paul Harrell lives in the Pacific Northwest.
"Dude, did you see Paul Harrell destroy Gun Nuts Media?"

"Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Paul Harrell."

"Paul Harrell is a very mature and informative YouTuber."
Paul Harrell by TheSuperTrooper April 16, 2020

Jake Paul 

Jake Paul is another way to say the words cunt, dumbass, lunatic, bitch and idiot
I hate that guy, he's such a Jake Paul.
Jake Paul by GlassOfWotah June 16, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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