Pastorbating

Jacking off to Jesus.

Originated from- PastorBanning. The guy who dies first in Tales of Symphonia.

I couldn't get to sleep last night because I could hear my neighbors pastorbating.

by ilubbbbjesus April 25, 2009

Pastorbation

This occurs when an ordained pastor masturbates.

The pastor chose to pull out her Hitachi Magic Wand and polish her pearl. She just hoped no one would be the wiser about her midday Pastorbation session.

by mck73 February 12, 2014