(Pronounced: "pass-you" syndrome)
Passu-syndrome is most visible during a morning commute among fellow commuters to and sometimes from work. It is best described as: The tendency for a vehicle that is behind you and comfortable with your current speed as indicated by the buffer zone between your two cars to suddenly as you move into the right lane get more aggressive and pass you rapidly. This is not to be mistaken as an "aggressive driver" or a "road-hog". Despite that you are traveling at 70mph in a 55mph zone, he feels he needs to get one more car ahead.
Passu-syndrome is most visible during a morning commute among fellow commuters to and sometimes from work. It is best described as: The tendency for a vehicle that is behind you and comfortable with your current speed as indicated by the buffer zone between your two cars to suddenly as you move into the right lane get more aggressive and pass you rapidly. This is not to be mistaken as an "aggressive driver" or a "road-hog". Despite that you are traveling at 70mph in a 55mph zone, he feels he needs to get one more car ahead.
Man 1: "What a lovely drive, everyone is being pleasant; even the "road-hogs" are not that aggressive today!"
Man 2: "Indeed, a beautiful drive to work."
Man 1: "Oh wait, look at this guy! He has been fine for the last 10 miles to stay a dozen car lengths behind me as together we do 70mph!"
Man 2: "So?
Man 1: "Soooo...now that I am doing 70mph in the right lane....he just has to get one more car ahead in the pack!"
Man 2: "Sooo?"
Man 1: "He has a clear case of passu-syndrome."
Man 2: "I think you need to get out more..."
Man 2: "Indeed, a beautiful drive to work."
Man 1: "Oh wait, look at this guy! He has been fine for the last 10 miles to stay a dozen car lengths behind me as together we do 70mph!"
Man 2: "So?
Man 1: "Soooo...now that I am doing 70mph in the right lane....he just has to get one more car ahead in the pack!"
Man 2: "Sooo?"
Man 1: "He has a clear case of passu-syndrome."
Man 2: "I think you need to get out more..."
by Professor Crabs September 26, 2013
Get the passu-syndrome mug.One of the most unproductive form of exam stress. PASS usually occurs the day following an important exam and involves the sufferer analysing and stressing about said exam and all the things they think they got wrong or right, what they could have done better and how well they think they did.
It is usually accompanied by insomnia which usually leads to poor performance in exams that may follow, thus perpetuating further post and pre-exam stress.
It is usually accompanied by insomnia which usually leads to poor performance in exams that may follow, thus perpetuating further post and pre-exam stress.
person1- oh man, I'm gonna be up all night thinking about that physics paper we just wrote.
person2- yeah, I definitely got question 9.3.1 all wrong...
person1- damn it, Post-exam Analysis Stress Syndrome (PASS) is so pointless!
person2- yeah, I definitely got question 9.3.1 all wrong...
person1- damn it, Post-exam Analysis Stress Syndrome (PASS) is so pointless!
by raesayhey November 17, 2009
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POADCS(Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome) a well-known silly syndrome in Mystic Messenger discovered by Cheritz. 00000111 00000000 000001111.
This syndrome originated from Long-cat island in 1xxx.
The island has a lot of natural coffee beans and the disease sprung up when a cow ate the beans.
After eating too many coffee beans the cow passed out in 3 seconds 2. 00000111 00000000 00000111 is awesome.
Another cow who was in love with the cow also got the disease. How?
We’ll never know. That is still a mystery.
I am just writing random BS to mock Yoosung.
Thanks to cows and my imagination.
Contents
1. Early life of the passed out Cow
1.1 Calf
1.2 First girlfriend
2. Professional career of the Cow
2.1 being milked
2.2 Self employed bean searcher
This syndrome originated from Long-cat island in 1xxx.
The island has a lot of natural coffee beans and the disease sprung up when a cow ate the beans.
After eating too many coffee beans the cow passed out in 3 seconds 2. 00000111 00000000 00000111 is awesome.
Another cow who was in love with the cow also got the disease. How?
We’ll never know. That is still a mystery.
I am just writing random BS to mock Yoosung.
Thanks to cows and my imagination.
Contents
1. Early life of the passed out Cow
1.1 Calf
1.2 First girlfriend
2. Professional career of the Cow
2.1 being milked
2.2 Self employed bean searcher
by godd707 February 6, 2022
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