The act of becoming so drunk that you start speaking in the third person and obsessing over a woman or object(aka. the precious).
Max: "We deserve the pussyyyyyy! Why don't we get the Pussy?"*in drunken slur whilst rolling on ground*
RJ: " Dude stop being a party gollum"
RJ: " Dude stop being a party gollum"
by MollyFlogger March 7, 2011