party cannon 

Pinkie never leaves home without one.

'I never leave home without my party cannon!'

party cannon by TriariusTheThird January 7, 2012

party cannon 

named for the metaphor of bringing a cannon (like a small civil war cannon) to a party to do one of two things

1. Pulled when someone says something toolish

2. Used to disperse a crowd in a bar of people you don't like.

1. Sam and Rick outside during smoke break
Sam: Hey Rick, it's your birthday coming up and we should celebrate. let's do something cool; we'll make it a party
Rick: No can do, I have some work to do. Anyway, I really enjoy work and think get-togethers are getting sort of old, you know?
Sam: *imitates pulling the draw string of a cannon* Party Cannon! That is the lamest toolish piss I've ever heard. Take your head out of your ass and let's go celebrate your fuckin' birthday.

2. Paul: Joe pulled out the party cannon when the Stamp collectors association started singing at his favorite bar. It dispersed them, and then Joe and his friends could drink and have a good time in peace.

party cannon by Fuckin' ender of all tools December 30, 2008

Parts Cannon 

When a mechanic has no ability to troubleshoot a problem. Instead shoots the "parts cannon" at the problem. He ends up replacing every component in the system in hopes of fixing whatever was causing the problem. A complete waste of material and labor.

Customer: My breaks are squeaking.
Dumb Mechanic: You need new brake calipers, pads, rotors and wheel bearings. FIRE THE PARTS CANNON!

Parts Cannon by flying July 3, 2012

3rd party cannoli 

During a gay male 3some one partner finishes in the others anus, and the 3rd partner sucks out the cream.

To make partner at my law firm I had to do the 3rd party cannoli with both partners.

3rd party cannoli by Legal Duck September 24, 2013

Reverse parts cannon

When a group of engineers design a machine so stupidly, every part is in the way of the job you are trying to complete, so you fire the reverse parts cannon in the hopes takings those components off will allow you to complete your task

"Who ever designed this Jaguar is thick as, its like firing a reverse parts cannon"

Reverse parts cannon by Welsheee August 26, 2026

The Holy Canon of The Leicester House Party

These are the Four Sacred Truths of The Big-Booty Bottom Bitch himself, Daddy Jakeypoo.

Thou doth handcuffs thyself to thine bedpost during the act of sexual intercourse
His Daddyness doest enjoy ins'rting a dildo into his rampallian during amorous rite
The divine Daddyness doth also enjoyeth the reception of intercourse through the floppy pocket pussy whilst handcuffed to thine holy bedpost
Thine most holiest of Phat Cocks hast been reveal’d to us unworthy mortals as uncircumcised with curdles of thine most delicious cheese held within
For every house party, a role must be filled to maintain the sacred balance of the almighty Lauren’s Bisexuality. It is a force that balances the Sexaul Force as we know it. For every house party there must be a Lauren, for whom the others shall balance. With the Four Sacred Truths, Lauren fulfills her Straight lust. This lust, however, must be tempered and balanced by the passionate embrace of a Darcey, whom penetrates her with the Phat Cock Dildo of Lesbian Love. Just as there are Four Sacred Truths, so too must there be a forth person in the ritual, an Evalina. The Evalina is but a mere cuck that sits in the corner and observes the ritual, furling their own desires from a distance, this gives the Bisexuality an exit from the ritual and disperses the lust out into the universe, thus completing the The Holy Canon of The Leicester House Party.

Let us consult The Holy Canon of The Leicester House Party

The Holy Canon of The Leicester House Party by DaddyDextive April 20, 2021